20 Claw Octopus Head Massager

Some days the tension sits right on your scalp: after the screen, after the ponytail, after thinking too hard for too long. This little octopus lifts it off. Twenty flexible claws wrap the whole head at once, reaching the spots behind the ears and along the hairline that fingers give up on, while gentle vibration ripples through them in five different modes and three strengths. Ten soft red warmth beads glow beneath the dome to melt the scalp into the massage, and a fifteen minute timer means you can close your eyes on the sofa without watching a clock. There are no cords to fight: it charges over USB from a 900mAh battery and then wanders the house with you, from desk chair to reading nook to bed. The frame flexes to fit different head sizes, so it moves between family members as easily as it moves between rooms. Pick Pearl White, Black or Orange, put it on, press one button, and let your head clock off before you do.